FAQ
- Why didn’t you just elope?
Mostly because we’re idiots.
But also mostly because we wanted to celebrate with our friends and family. We don’t get to see most of ‘our people’ very often (con of nomadic living), so we thought it would be awesome to get everyone together and serve them a lot of beer on us.
- What should I wear to this glorious event?
Cocktail attire would be smiled upon. Naked is not an option (sorry). Make sure you can dance.
- What is the parking situation?
There is ample parking at both the ceremony location, and the reception location. Three Heads Brewing (reception location) will allow you to leave your car parked in their lot overnight if you imbibe a bit too much. PLEASE don’t drink and drive.
In order to make the decision to not drink and drive even easier (it’s an easy decision you weiner), Jake & Liz will be providing Uber service (on them!) for anyone who wishes to use it to catch a safe ride back to their beds. You can pick up your car in the morning if you drove.
- Wait, free Uber?
Yes! We’ll pay for your Uber ride from the brewery back to your bed so you can drink your fill and still get home safely. We’ll give you the hook-ups at the reception.
- What are you feeding us?
- What is the drink situation?
- Can I bring my children?
- I’m lost. Where is this damned ceremony?
- Is that minister even ordained?
- How is it that all the guests at the wedding are so attractive?
- What have you guys been up to lately?
Children.
Gotcha! Hahaha. We’re so funny.
Appetizers will be available at 3:30pm. Dinner will be served around 6pm.
We will be hosting a build your own Garbage Plate meal. If you haven’t had a Garbage Plate you have not lived.
Vegetarians will have non-meat item choices to create their own special plate. There will be options for those who are GF as well. We apologize in advance if the options are not as plentiful as for those who are not Vegetarian or GF.
There will be beer. Endless beer. By Three Heads Brewing.
There will also be bottled soda and water available.
We’re currently working on a GF alcohol option like cider. We’ll update here as we firm things up.
You do you, brah. Just help us out by:
- RSVPing them
- Being their master (aka, watching them all night)
- Allowing them to dance and play but not break things or decorate the bathrooms in TP
We’re cool with you also not bringing your kids and getting buck-wild as adults too. Whatever sprinkles your cupcake.
The ceremony is on the upper level of Village Gate. The easiest way to get there is via the Goodman St entrance (to the right of the outside courtyard if looking at Village Gate from Goodman). Up the stairs and through the old doors and you’ll be at ‘the place.’
You can also enter through the courtyard. Head towards the set of non-restaurant glass doors on the opposite side of Salena’s Restaurant and Nox (good cocktails!), head down the short hallway, turn right, and head up the stairs.
Ricky Hesselbarth is, indeed, ordained. With the powers vested in him by the Church of the Internet, he is legally able to wed us.
Ricky has been one of Liz’s constants since their freshman year of college. He has been her life boat in rough seas and her clown when the world tries to get her down. He is a spiritual man, and both Jake and Liz are beyond themselves that he is willing to unite them in the eyes of the IRS, their friends, and family.
Jake and Liz are only friends with attractive people.
Conveniently, we keep a blog of all of our latest adventures. You can see where we’ve been and what we’ve been doing here: LifeWithDyna